My cousin Is six.I was talking to him the other day and i said What do you want to be when you’re older?
He looked at me and went “A Unicorn”
And I was like “Why is that?”
“So I can stab people with my head”
Drowning A Fish
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do you ever wonder how people even find your blog
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#thank god you eventually brought sexy back because it was clearly gone here
legit have that saved as ‘justin timberlakes hair’
literally every frame in this gif set is funny oMFG
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how long does it take a giraffe to throw up…
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This will never stop being funny.
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BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
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If you don’t reblog this, get off of tumblr.
everything is perfect about this post.
LMFAO
and he’s doing work against the Canucks!
must reblog again. because this is what the devils are up against now -______-
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When your parents ask you to come to the livingroom to say Hi to their friends
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When your teacher makes a mistake checking your paper.
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